The Most Amazing Theories

When talking to the people on the streets you'll hear some of the craziest theories you ever could of dreamed of. Part of it is really sad, because they are so far off, but I can't help but be entertained.

I met this hippy rocker guy, and I don't really remember his name but I think it was Michael. He told me that he was on his way to some government protest. I don't know what he was protesting against but the government was somehow corrupting his theory. His theory was that the world keeps on making mistakes, and they keep on learning from their mistakes. Some day the world is going to make so many mistakes and they're going to of learn from them all. When that happen's they won't be able to make any more mistakes, and the world will be a perfect place. Then God will come down and pick up the whole perfect world and put it into heaven.

One night we ran into this really tall guy named Marty. He ALWAYS walks around with blankets around his neck. He told us he was a great great theologist and had been walking around telling people about his writings. His writings were a theory he had been working on for 30 years, and no one else had figured this out yet. He explained that he had 2 copies of his writings and he was going to sell each copy for 2 dollars. Then he would have 4 dollars to go to Kinko's and get more copies, then he would be able to get it published.

Marty had figured out the difference between humans and angels. The difference was that Angel's didn't eat, they only drank. He advised us that as we get older we need to stop eating, cuz we can't do anything gross like "shit". Angel's never do anything gross. This was all in his writing's and I told him that if I ever have 2 dollars with me, I will definitely buy a copy. (and I DEFINITELY WILL) I've seen him quite a few time since then, and the funny thing is he almost always seems to have food with him :)

Last night on street team we handed out soup. We gave soup to this man named Tony and sat down next to him to talk. He asked what I wanted to talk about, and I asked what he would like to talk about... from then on out he told us about the bird world. He explained about the birds that are 4 stories tall and that they could come down at any time. He knows all about them because he's psychic, but he also knows nothing about the "bird world". He's afraid of them. He also told us about the monsters that live in the Bird World. They are just like humans but they are also about 2 stories tall. He said he didn't know what he would to if the Bird's came and got them and took him to their world. He explained that the monsters have an advantage because they're big enough to ride the birds unlike us. He asked each one of us what we would do if we were taken to the bird world... I told him I would probably pray alot. He explained that he needed to learn how to use flint so that he would be able to make fire there. He told us that it wasn't like earth, and that you couldn't just walk into store and buy stuff. He also explained that he needed to buy a knife too. Hah He was seriously sooo fun to talk to! I asked him if he believed in God and he said yes, he assumes that God's out there too. I asked him if he wanted us to pray for protection from the birds twice, but he just kept talking about the bird world. I asked Tony what he would do if he was abducted by the birds and he told me he didn't think he could do anything because he'd probably be in too much pain from their claws holding onto his shoulders carrying him away.

Anyways, even though it's really sad, I love these peoples theories!!! Keep on praying for the people of the street! If they can have this much faith in totally bizzarr things, imagine the faith they could have in God.